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Jake & Dave's Silliness
This is one of David and I's late night "let's be stupid, silly, & random" kind of things. It was early morning 02/24/04. This started out as me typing things in notepad with a large font. As I typed, David read. As annoying as it may be, I arranged it here to look similar as to how it was typed, however I grouped the more coherent parts together to be easier to read. The notable parts are the Poop song: Poop, Plop, Splash, and my Mario/Princess rants. This meant 8bit video game references, as well as things like the Mario Twins flash animation and such. This was all spontaneous and very silly. I hope you like...
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BLAH
BLAH!!!
And I
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and
YOU!!!
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blwe
blee
BLEE!!!
yeah
OH
YEAH
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yeah!~
YEAH!!!
poop
POOP!
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YEH!
oh
yeah
like
dat yo
j
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U
8
1
2
4
8T
million
years
ago
friday
I
went
down
to fossil town
muth fucka
llo;l
!
!
!
?
Ich
bin
Dutch
eine
berliner
Ich bin
eine
frankfurter
YEAH!
Oh
yeah
you
murth
a
fuck
a
u
oooo
you
o
lol
Once
Upon
a
shelf
was a
bag of
worms
that
only
said
three words
And those
words were
in some other language
that I
could only think
of
on the toilet
It went something
like this
POOP
PLOP
SPLASH
that's right
POOP
PLOP
SPLASH
every night
POOP
PLOP
SPLASH
Every day
POOP
PLOP
SPLASH
That's all I can say
Oh yeah
So I went to the
shelf
And I said
DOOD...
Shut the fuck up
You make me want to
poop
Right here in my pants
And do you know,
know what they said?
They said
Poop
plop
splash
So there I was
standing by the shelf
Hoping that all I had was gas
But lo and behold
I crapped right there in my pants
It sounded like this:
Poop
plop
splash
Now these worms
they started to laugh
They saw how much I pooped in my pants
So I said DOOD...
Eat my shit
They did, and this is what they said,
they said
POOP
PLOP SPLASH
you pooped in your pants
Poop
Plop
Splash
Do the poopoo dance
Poop
Plop
Splash
Just do it now
Poop
Plop SPlash
We can show you how ...to
POOP
PLOP
SPLASH
all the way to
poop
plop
splash
to the toilet yo
poop
plop splash
in downtown tokyo
Poop
plop
Splash
All the boys and girls say
poop
plop
splash
You're disgusting EH?
Poop
Plop
Splash
.......EWWWWW shit.
David?
You know what?
I
I am
I am ....
....
ready?
are you?
can you handle the suspense?
just eats away at you
doesn't it?
Do you know?
Do you?
DO YOU???
TELL MEE!!!!!!
Cuz.....
Well
I
umm....
Well,
I
just
Don't know
\\nn//
Hey david?
???
!!!
:)
:-)
:-D
ROCK ON
TUCSON!!!!
RAMALAMADINGDONGDOOD!
yeah
oh yeah
CRAP!!!!
doodie dood dee doo doo
KILL
EVERY
MUSHROOM
THAT's what
Mario said
He
said
"MUTHER FUCKER.....what do you MEAN the princess is in another castle??? What kind of SHIT is that???? DO you realize I had to deal with fucking goombas....and Ducks in turtle shells......plus, this stupid mother fucker who was shooting fire from across a bridge....
and NOW...NOW you little bastard.....not only are you NOT the fucking princess, but there are OTHER fucking castles too???? WHAT THE FUCK!!???!??!???
If you weren't some genetic freak of a thing, I'd fucking SPANK you!!!
YEAH!!!
That's what he said.
And do you know what Luigi said? He said"...mernmjhdfkkudhfhbmenbmnembwebrjjhbewrb".....
It was hard to understand...because he was busy eating out the princess.
Some fuckers have all the luck....
Son of a BITCH!!!
And they all fucked happily ever after. Well, that is after Mario got sloppy seconds. Or was it thirds? You never can tell....
(then Mario TWO started...)
NOW you know why it looked like Luigi was riding a bike when he jumped....he just got some.
If you look really closely, you can see some princess goo in his moustache :)
Now Link....
He come to town.
Come to save
the princess Zelda
.....
hrmmm...
What's what this princess shit?
You never see "Save the crack ho"
I would play save the crack ho.
She wouldn't marry you or live happily ever after, but she'd suck your dick. And sometimes that's more important.
We need more games like that.
Especially at that crucial age of 8 and up :)
I wonder if The princess from Mario was taking it up the ass from luigi...
Or did she just stick toad up her ass?
If it was toad....then how did he keep his outfit so clean?
We....may...NEVER know.
Or will we???
Tune in next week....
and just remember....
up
up
down
down
left
right
left
right
B
A
B
A
Select
start
8bit ROOLZ!!!
Hey Blaine??
Schwiggity
Schwiggity
Schwa
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